March 2012
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
grumpyoldking:
14 year old girls who get “engaged”
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worst night ever! c:
iwillbeyourgoal:
trolllinginthedeep:
do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
Without The Wonder Years or The Story so Far or...
like screw everything right now
commanderinqueef:
why kill a joke on the internet when you can kill yourself
joydivsion:
people who still think tumblr is some sort of secret website that’s the joke
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
